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A King can do no wrong … unless it runs into an ace.
Ein König kann nichts falsch machen.... bis er in ein Ass läuft.
(Anonymous)
Try to decide how good your hand is at a given moment. Nothing else matters.
(Doyle “Texas Dolly” Bunson)
Bad-Beats only happen to good players.
(Joe Crow)
Once you start thinking you have nothing left to learn, you have everything to learn.
Wenn Du glaubst, es gibt nichts mehr, was Du noch lernen könntest, dann hast Du noch alles zu lernen (oder dann hast Du noch nichts gelernt).
(Steve Badget)
In a game of poker, I can put the player's souls in my pocket.
(Beausourire)
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you criticize him, you will be a mile away, and you will have his shoes.
(Chuck Humphrey)
If it were easy, everyone would do it.
Wenn es einfach wäre, würde es jeder tun.
(Bonnie Damiano)
The single greatest key to winning is knowing the enemy – yourself.
Der Schlüssel zum Sieg ist, Deinen Gegner zu kennen - Dich selbst.
(Andy Glazer)
The winner is not the player who wins the most pots. The winner is the player who wins the most money.
Es gewinnt nicht der Spieler, der die meisten Pötte gewinnt, sondern der, der das meiste Geld gewinnt.
(Anthony Holden)
Its morally wrong to let a sucker keep money.
Es ist moralisch falsch einem Trottel Geld zu überlassen.
(Canada Bill Jones)
Losing is like smoking. It's habit forming.
(Puggy Pearson)
I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a champion and make a sucker of him.
(Amarillo Slim Preston)
When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience leaves with money and the man with money leaves with experience.
Wenn ein Mann mit Geld einen Mann mit Erfahrung am Pokertisch trifft, dann verlässt der Mann mit Erfahrung den Tisch mit Geld und der Mann mit dem Geld verlässt ihn mit Erfahrung
(Anonymous)
If you are a guy, you know you play too much poker if your wet dreams involve 'nuts' instead of breasts.
Wenn Du ein Kerl bist, dann weisst Du dass Du zu viel Poker spielst, wenn Du von "Nuts" träumst anstatt von Brüsten.
(Anonymous)
It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut you throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside.
(Stu Unger)
Besides lovemaking and singing in the shower, there aren't many human activities where there is a greater difference between a person's self-delusional ability and their actual ability than in poker.
Neben liebe machen und singen unter der Dusche, ist Poker eine der wenigen Aktivitäten bei denen der Unterschied zwischen der eigenen Selbstüberschätzung und tatsächlichen Begabung so groß ist.
(Steve Badger)
The most expensive thing you can bring to a poker table is an inflated ego.
Das Teuerste was Du mit an den Tisch bringen kannst ist ein aufgeblähtes Ego.
(Bill „Bulldog" Sykes)
Poker is like sex: We all have a certain natural ability, but it takes practice to become good.
Poker ist wie Sex: Wir haben alle eine natürliche Begabung dazu, aber um gut darin zu werden, braucht es Übung.
(John Vorhaus)
Most players try to act weak when they are strong and strong when they are weak.
Die meisten Spieler vesuchen schwach auszusehen, wenn sie stark sind und stark, wenn sie schwach sind.
(Mike Caro)
Sex is like a game of poker. If u dont have a good partner u better have a damn good hand.
Sex ist wie ein Pokerspiel. Wenn Du keinen guten Partner hast, musst Du wenigstens eine verdammt gute Hand haben.
(Anonymous)
Sometimes you need Nuts and sometimes you need balls!
Manchmal brauchst Du die Nuts (Im Poker das "unschlagbare Blatt") und manchmal brauchst du Eier.
(Anonymous)
If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you.
Wenn Du nach den ersten zwanzig Minuten nicht weisst, wer der Dumme am Tisch ist, dann bist Du es.
(Anonymous)
It is easy to smile an an insult and pretend it`s funny when the person insulting you is losing with money.
(Alfred Alvarez)
In the long run there`s no luck in poker, but the short run is longer than most people know.
(Steve Badget)
Trust everything, but always cut the cards.
(Benny Binion)
"Living in the past" is a Jethro Tull album, not a smart poker strategy.
(Richard Roeper)
The next best thing to gambling and winning is gambling and losing.
(Nick "The Greek" Dandalos)
I never saw a poker player`s money that i did not like.
(Oklahoma Johnny Hale)
Egoism is the anesthetic provided by nature to dull the pain of being a damn fool.
(Chuck Humphrey)
If the shoe fits, steal it.
(Lou Krieger)
Luck never gives, it only lends.
(swedish maxim)
It`s going to finish when i fold my hand and go up to the big poker game in the sky.
(Al Alvarez)
Show me a good loser and i`ll show you a loser.
(Stu Ungar)
Last night i stayed up late playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
(Steven Wright)
The difference between a Poker Player and a Large Cheese Pizza is, a large Cheese Pizza can feed a family of four.
(Anonymous)
Texas No-Limit Hold'em is like flying "Up, Down bumpy over the mountains".
(Anonymous)
Never "Bluff" a Rich dude.
(Anonymous)
Never bluff a monkey.
(Anonymous)
Don´t feed a troll.
(Anonymous)
If you re-raise a raiser, and he doesn't raise you back, you know he has kicker problems.
(Crandall Addington, Texas oil millionaire (2001))
Serious poker is no more about gambling than rock climbing is about taking risks.
(Alfred Alvarez (2001))
A faint heart never filled a spade flush.
(Anonymous)
Avoid people with gold teeth who want to play cards.
(George Carlin)
It's unlucky to be superstitious.
(Dave Enteles)
Pokern ist wie Autofahren: Immer die Augen auf, zur rechten Zeit auf das Gas, zur rechten Zeit auf die Bremse und niemals immer nur geradeaus…
(Anonymous)
To be a poker champion, you must have a strong bladder.
(Jack McClelland)
If you play euchre badly you make your partner suffer, if you play poker badly you make ever-body happy.
(Anonymous)

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1) Placement Points are awarded
1. = 24 | 2. = 16 | 3. = 10 | 4. = 6 | 5. = 3 | 6. = 2 | 7. = 1

2) Average Points will be calculated
(Placement Points of last 100 games played / number of games played (max.100))

3) Score is the result of putting Average Points into relation of Community Average Points
(Average Points * 100) / Community Average Points

4) Adding Bonus to Score
(+ 0,01 % per game, maximum 5% at 500 games)

5) First-30-Games-Malus reduces Score
(- 96,7% at 1st game reduced by 3,3% steps down to 0% at 31th game)

6) Activity-Malus reduces Score
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